North Italy (Vargas Feliciano)

[x] You were bullied a lot in your childhood
[x] You adore pasta, pizza, cheese, and fruit.
[x] You're very happy-go-lucky
[ ] You constantly have a dozy look on your face as if you're always away with the fairies
[ ] You have a long curly strand of hair that always tends to stick up
[x] You're a good artist
[x] You can be clumsy
[ ] You have a friend you always depend upon if you mess up something
[ ] If your life was in danger, you would do the typical Italian thing and say: "PLEASE DON'T KILL ME! I HAVE RELATIVES IN YOUR COUNTRY!"
[ ] You would surrender in a war situation

(5/10)

Germany (Ludwig)

[ ] You're very stoic and serious (yes when i really need too)
[ ] Sausages are your favorite foods.
[x] You like to walk dogs/your dog
[x] Your boss/principal/tutor/home-room teacher is a nut-case.(big time)
[ ] You love rules and think they should always be followed
[x] You think the world would be better if everyone played by the rules
[ ] You work very hard too hard...
[x] Your alone time is your 'happy time'
[ ] You can appear tough but be very considerate towards people
[x] You've had issues with money once or twice

(4/10)

Japan (Kiku Honda)

[ ] You're very mature
[ ] You think everything over before saying it.
[x] You believe in ghosts but aren't phased by the experience when you see one
[x] You isolated yourself during childhood
[x] You became very successful in a short amount of time
[x] You are somewhat inexperienced when it comes to the outside world
[ ] You can seem cold/aloof to other people
[ ] You're good at practical tasks
[x] You need time to adjust to new people

(5/10)


~The Allies~

The United States of America (Alfred F. Jones)

[x] You love hamburgers
[ ] You think you're awesome (XDDDDD)
[ ] You love to invent things
[x] You love going to the cinema/watching films/making films
[x] You can seem to be very brash to other people
[x] You have a tendency to stick your nose into other peoples' business
[ ] You're terrified of ghosts
[x] You know aliens exist
[ ] You tend to wear a bomber jacket all the time
[ ] You wear glasses

(5/10)

The United Kingdom of England, Wales, Scotland, and Northern Ireland (Arthur Kirkland)

[x] You like tea (eww)
[ ] You were quite tough and troublesome as a kid
[ ] You're very sarcastic and cynical
[x] Your cooking is awful
[x] You love spiritual magical stuff, such as fairies, ghosts...
[ ] ...But you refuse to believe in aliens.
[x] You have tried doing black magic before
[ ] You get drunk quite easily.
[ ] When you are drunk, you tend to be very unhappy
[ ] You're good at embroidery

(4/10)

France(Francis Bonnefoy)

[ ] You're very affectionate
[ ] You think you have a great fashion sense
[ ] You like wine
[ ] You're the master of whispering romantic things into peoples' ears
[x] You love red roses
[ ] When it comes to l'amour, you don't mind men or women
[ ] You're very proud of yourself
[x] You love culture and the arts
[x] You're very flamboyant
[ ] You say you're a gourmet

(3/10)

Russia(Ivan Braginski)

[ ] You had a very sad childhood.
[ ] You're very tall
[x] You have a tendency to switch between personalities
[ ] You wear a scarf all the time
[x] You love sunflowers
[ ] You love vodka
[ ] You can seem intimidating to other people
[ ] You're very strong
[ ] You have a big nose
[x] You have a strange laugh that can scare people

(3/10)

China (Wong Yao)

[ ] You're very mature
[x] You're very superstitious
[ ] You're very religious
[x] You love pandas
[ ] You love cooking so much that you nag if food has a certain pattern of tastes
[ ] You love Hello Kitty
[ ] You try to be a role-model for your brothers/sisters/whatever,but are never taken seriously.
[ ] You work hard
[x] You're good at drawing
[x] You like sweets

(4/10)

~And now for some other countries~!

Austria (Roderich Edelstein)

[ ] You are very well-raised
[ ] You're polite
[x] You love classical music
[x] You like cake
[ ] You have a mole on your face
[x] You dedicate your time to your hobbies rather than what needs to be done right away
[ ] You are a virtuoso/play very well on at least one instrument
[ ] You've composed music before
[x] You tend to call people 'morons'
[ ] You wear glasses

(4/10) XD intresting

Canada (Matthew Williams)

[x] You're often ignored by people
[x] You look younger than you actually are
[x] You love hockey
[x] You love polar bears
[ ] You hate fighting
[ ] You have one strand of curly hair, like Italy
[x] You often get mistaken for someone else
[x] You feel under-appreciated
[ ] You're bilingual
[ ] You always carry a bear with you

(6/10)

Cuba

[ ] You smoke
[ ] You're very physically strong
[ ] You've won a lot of fist-fights
[ ] In your social circle, there are two brothers you get along with one, but not with the other.
[x] You have very strong emotions about a variety of topics
[x] You like hot weather
[x] You can be very friendly from time to time
[ ] You look very tough on the outside
[ ] You make a very nice role-model
[x] You don't let people get a word in edgewise

(4/10)

Hungary (Elizavéta Hédeváry)

[x] You have a potty-mouth
[ ] You like to wear flowers in your hair
[x] You used to be a very tough kid
[ ] You're very reliable
[x] It's better to have you as a friend rather than an enemy
[x] You're very faithful
[x] Your speech and mannerisms can be considered very unladylike
[ is that a good thing? XD] You and your best friend go together like chalk and cheese.
[ ] You are graceful one moment and grinning like a maniac the next
[x] If someone yells that yaoi is going on somewhere, you will drop everything to run off to go and see it.(XDDD so true and sad at the same time)

(6/10)

Lithuania (Toris Lorinaitis)

[x] You're very loyal
[x] You feel like your best friend drags you around a lot, but you both have a great time together
[ ] You're very serious
[ ] You have a lot of patience
[x] You think too much about philosophical stuff
[x] You get depressed when questioning the point of existing/the universe, etc..
[x] You're not very confident
[ ] You were quite rebellious as a child
[x] People tend to walk all over you
[ ] You're a born worrier

(6/10)

Poland (Feliks Lukasiewicz)

[x] You're very flamboyant
[x] You're quite hyperactive
[x] You can be quite goofy
[ ] When you're depressed, you tend to rise out of it like a phoenix
[x] You're very wary of strangers
[x] It takes you ages to come out of your shell
[x] However, when you're used to someone, you're very chatty
[x] You're very forceful and stand at one end of the argument when it comes to your opinions
[x] You love pansies and corn-poppies
[x] You get up to lots of crazy antics

(9/10)

Prussia (Gilbert Weillschmidt)

[ ] You're quite mean-spirited (around certain people yes)
[ ] You're a bit of a hooligan
[x] You're very loyal
[x] You're very good at tactics
[ ] You hate Russia
[x] You love to fight people (XD die russia) not literally
[ can I? XD ] You can avoid marriages quite well
[x] You're not always taken seriously
[x] You like drinking
[x] You want to become stronger

(6/10)

WTF?? I'm POLAND??? Gawdammit. -__-' I'm really Polish, is the problem. XD I thought I was gonna get UK for sure... >_>

Is it sad that I'm so appathetic about this country that my list of things to take into consiteration before I run away to England contains primarily things like "I wonder if my art supplies would be more expensive there because it's farther from Japan?" and "I might actually get shot if I buy a mini-couper with the British flag painted on it... >_>"

I swear, every time I start to hear about something America did, like bomb the moon, I cringe preemptively. XD

Yup. All this easy-to-get-yer-hands on costume stuff for halloween means Casey needs more cosplay! :3 I've got a few costumes in mind that I'll hopefully be finishing before the next con comes up (MegaCon, prolly)and hopefully, quite a while before then, so expect lots of pics! This town has some amazing settings for all kinds of cosplay pictures, so we can finally say goodbye to shitty lighting out in a field somewhere by someone's house. (or in their back yard. .__.) Upcoming cosplays:

Itachi from Naruto: I really need to find a wig for him!

Tidus from Final Fantasy X: This one will probably take me the longest. ._.

Howl from Howl's Moving Castle: I can't decide which hair to have! D:

Nicu from the Gaia Universe: I'm gonna get a little red wagon and sell cheap crap at cons! :3

Normal Drive Sora from KH2: I'm sick of always being stuck in Wisdom Drive. ._.

Lilith from Darkstalkers: is letting me glom onto her Darkstalkers cosplay. XD

Alfred (America) from Hetalia: Just discovered Hetalia.... I can't wait to be a troll!

*wallet coughs out dust*

So, yeah. ._. I'm basically broke until I get hired somewhere, so at this point, it's food or cosplay.... though you can probably imagine which one is winning. I'll need three new wigs for all of these, (one for Tidus and America, one for Nicu, and one for Howl), so I'm so deep in the poorhouse I'll be begging food from the bums on the side of the freeway. XD Wish me luck~~

The rules:
1. Choose a few of your own characters. Five at the most.
2. Make them answer the following questions.
3. Then tag three people.
4. Feel free to go ahead and add some questions yourself!!


I'll introduce:

:Aiko:
:Hiko:
:Neptune:
:Charon:
:Abel:


How old are you?:
Aiko: Old enough~
Hiko: What’s legal here…? ._.
Neptune: Older than the sun. In other words, around your mom’s age.
Charon: I’m almost old enough to get married! :3
Abel: That depends on which club I’m in. >_>

What's your height?:
Aiko: Cute! ^^
Hiko: Tall. e_e *death glare*
Neptune: Taller than your mom.
Charon: Taller if I stand on my toes! :3
Abel: 5’9” or so.


Do you have any bad habits? :
Aiko: Raping people. .3.
Hiko: Dying a lot. ;3;
Neptune: Your mom.
Charon: Chasing squirrels into the highway. :3
Abel: All of them. ._.


Are you a virgin?:
Aiko: Of course!
Hiko: No you’re not, Aiko! -__-
Aiko: ^__~
Hiko: *scoots away* Does rape count? ._.
Neptune: Why don’t you ask your mom?
Charon: Isn’t that a state? Naw, I’ve never been there~ ^^
Abel: Not so much.


Who's your mate/spouse?:

Aiko: My mom’s old boyfriend!
Hiko: An asshole.
Neptune: Too easy. XD
Charon: My daddy! :3 Why are you looking at me like that? .3.
Abel: Uh… my boyfriend? ._.
Aiko: ABEL AND HIS BOY-FRIEND, SITTIN’ IN A TREE~~



Do you have any kids? :
Aiko: Hiko!
Hiko: Charon.
Neptune: …no, but I’m doing your mom. Your call.
Charon: Mommy says I’m not allowed to reproduce. ;3;
Abel: …I’m still young enough to be in school… *glares at reincarnation peeps*


Have you killed anyone?:
Aiko: I’m a cannibal! I’ve eaten turkey! ;3;
Hiko: Hon, that’s a carnivore.
Aiko: … ;3; have you killed anyone, Hiko?
Hiko: Do you really want to know that answer? ._.
Neptune: I’m a lady killer. Does that count? *wink wink*
Charon: I… *sob* I killed a squirrel once! *sobs hysterically*
Hiko: -__-
Abel: No, but I’ve un-killed a few people. ._.

Do you hate anyone?:
Aiko: Hateful people! D:
Hiko: You.
Neptune: How could I be hateful while I’m doing your mom?
Charon: I hate the man who hurt my Sati! D:
Abel: Doesn’t everyone?

Have any secrets? :
Aiko: *giggles* I know who you like~~
Hiko: Secrets are pretty much all I have.
Neptune: Okay, this joke is getting old.
Hiko: Yes! Yes it is! D:<
Abel: My mom is dead. ;3;
Charon: My mom is a test tube!
Neptune:…
Charon: I’m secretly a lion! ^._.^ *plays with tail*
Abel: Uh… I know that Charon is a lion? ._. Eh, I have my share of secrets.
Charon: :<


Do you love anyone?:
Aiko: I LOVE EVERYONE!
Hiko: I only love myself.
Neptune: I love Hiko, because apparently, his parents didn’t.
Hiko: *bashes Neptune’s head with a high heel*
Neptune: ;3; Love is for gays.
Abel: Excuse me?
Aiko: I hope you get raped in prison~ <3
Everyone: o_o
Charon: I love my Sati! He’s my favorite daddy AND my favorite lover! :3
Abel: Uh, be right back. I have to go to my Healthy Relationships Anonymous meeting. ._.


Boy or girl? :
Aiko: I’m 100%, USDA approved man. All wrapped up in a cute little miniskirt wearing package~
Hiko: For an extra $20, I’ll be a girl. ._.
Neptune: I wish the question just said “sex?”, ‘cause I’d have just answered “yes please”.
Hiko: Ooh, you’re so original too. -__-
Charon: Lion! :3 I’m a lion! ^^
Abel: Either is fine with me. Oh, wait, me? ._. I’m a guy.

What do you do to relax? :
Aiko: I play outside! What else would I do? ^^
Hiko: Sometimes I do photo shoots in the clothes I like.
Neptune: Crank call 911.
Hiko: Oh, you are just the worst kind of person. -__-
Charon: I chase squirrels!
Abel: Why did you all have to have such innocent answers? Now I feel like a slut saying “clubbing”, or “having sex”.
Neptune: You are a slut.
Hiko: Filthy whore~~
Abel: -__-

Have you kissed anyone?:
Aiko: I kissed a girl and I liked it~~
Neptune: No you didn’t. XD
Hiko: All in a day’s work.
Neptune: Relationships aren't really my thing.
Charon: I kiss my Sati all the time! Especially when he’s trying to work~ :3
Abel: Well, yeah. I’m 20. I have a boyfriend.


Do you have special abilities?:
Aiko: I’m super fabulous?
Hiko: Being deceptively cute.
Neptune: I’m a super asshole. XD
Hiko: You finally got something right.
Charon: I’m soft and snugglable! I can brighten anyone’s day with my snuggles! :3
Abel: I can raise the dead.
Neptune: Fine, be serious. I’m a god. Owned.
Abel:… My cat will kick your ass.


What is your ’genus’?:
Aiko: Fabulous? ._.
Hiko: I’m a human.
Neptune: Alien.
Charon: What’s a genus? ._.
Aiko: It’s a word that describes a noun!
Hiko: He’s lying.
Neptune: Yeah, it’s… *whisperwhisper*
Charon: Ooooh. *giggle* We mostly just do it missionary style.
Hiko: *strangles Neptune with a garter*
Abel:*clears throat* I’m also human. With demon blood, I think.


How did you like this interview?:
Aiko: I LOVE EVERYTHING!!
Hiko: It was nice. How much are you paying me again?
Charon: Thank you for talking to me! :3 Are we friends now?
Abel: Your questions were kinda retarded.
Neptune: It wasn’t as good as your mom. ^__~
Hiko: OH. MY. GOD. SHUT UP!!!
Everyone: *beats down*

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List 12 of your original characters:

1. Aiko: Fabulous screaming rainbow.
2. Zuulie: Nympho nekomata demon.
3. Sati: Half-mad necromancer.
4. Osephius: Fox spirit/ “bad idea bear”.
5. Meow Mix: Sati’s talking cat.
6. Neptune: Most obnoxious god ever.
7. Charon: Lion-man made by Sati.
8. Sophca: Prince of demons and Mary-Sues.
9. Charlemagne: Only normal person.
10. Procrastinator Man: I’ll write a bio for him later.
11. Hiko: Depressing, but cute drag queen.
12. Abel: Orphaned necromancer-in-training.


01)Who would make a better college professor, 6 or 11? What subjects would they teach?

That honestly depends on your definition of “better”. Hiko hates the world, but he’s smart. Neptune’s an asshole, but he’d get along great with the frat boys. Hiko would probably teach something like philosophy, while Neptune would… I dunno. He’d teach lunch. -__-

02) Do you think 2 is hot? How hot?

When you set him on fire. ._.

03) 12 sends 8 on a mission. What is it, and does it succeed?

Sophca is an ornery bitch, and Abel doesn’t care. I’m not sure how this would work out, especially since Sophca leads Abel’s team. The only thing I can imagine is if Abel begged him to go find his cat, because Sophca has a wolf soul and all. “C’mon, you’re a dog! Just sniff her out or something! She can’t’ve gotten far!” ;3;

04) What is or would be 9's favorite book?

Whatever French people read. XD

05) Would it make more sense for 2 to swear fealty to 6, or the other way around?

Neither of them! The world would explode! Zuul would die before he’s swear loyalty to someone, and Neptune got kicked out of Outer Space for refusing to swear loyalty. So, unless Zuul bribed him with a sandwich or something, I don’t think it’d work out.

06) For some reason, 5 is looking for a roommate. Should he share a studio apartment with 9 or with 10?

Well, Procrastinator Man is a terrible choice for obvious reasons, so he’d probably choose Char. Also, Meow Mix is a cat, and Charlemagne love small snuggly animals, so it’s no competition, really.

07) 2, 7 and 12 have dinner together. Where do they go, and what do they discuss?

Wow, this is a kinda horrible combination. Charon has spent his whole life isolated from society, and so he has no idea how to act in public places. Or wear pants. Zuul is an angry demon bent on world destruction in the sexiest possible manner, and Abel is a borderline hobo who lives with his cat and controls the dead.

They’d probably get to the restaurant, and Charon would immediately be asked to leave, you know, ‘cause he’s naked. Charon would cry, Zuul would get pissed at the waitress and start raping people, then Abel would eat all their food amidst the commotion and run out on the bill.

08) 3 challenges 10 to a duel. What happens?

Sati and Procrastinator Man? I’m assuming Sati would mean business if he was challenging someone to a duel, but… eh, they’ll fight tomooooorroooow.

09) If 1 stole 8's most precious possession, how would s/he get it back?

Well, Sophca’s most prized possession is his girlfriend, really. So this has already been elevated to kidnapping. However, you could probably capture Aiko but setting a pile of cheap shiny things or sugary breakfast cereal under a propped up box with a string attached, so I don’t think it’d be much of a challenge to get her back.

10) Suggest a title for a story in which 7 and 12 both attain what they most desire.

Charon and Abel are both romantics. Both of their boyfriends have given up on life and have decided they have nothing to live for. So, maybe something like, “Second Chance”, or “Stay tonight”. Or the slightly more depressing “Dead Man’s Bride”. ;3;

11) What kind of plot device would you use if you wanted 4 and 1 to work together?

They’re both a little silly. They’re very caring people with good intentions, but tend to cause mischief. So, maybe they both did something silly, like, accidentally start a world war with their shenanigans, and now they both have to work together to save everyone in time. XD

12) If 7 visited you for the weekend, how would you get along?

Charon is a sweetie pie. He likes everyone on default. We’d play video games and fail at cooking and talk about how much we like snuggling our significant others. Then we’d have a tea party. XD

13) If you could command 3 to perform any one task or service for you, what would it be?

Nothing. o_o Anyone can ask Sati to perform a task or service for them; they can ask for pretty much anything. But it will be at a cost that he determines will hurt down to the core of your soul. ._. Also, I don’t have anyone I need cured of a terminal illness or brought back from the dead.

14) Does anyone on your friends list write or draw 11?

Actually, yes. Hiko is mine and ’s character, and he really is more her baby than mine, so she does, even if she doesn’t post it.

15) If 2 had to choose sides between 4 and 5, which would it be?

Zuulie would probably choose Osephius over Meow Mix. Those two are the same brand of asshole. XD

17) If you chose a song to represent 8, which song would you choose?

I dunno, he’s in mid “de-mary-sue-ifying”, so I’m temped to say “anything by Linkin Park”. However, his actual storyline, as of now, is that he’s supposed to be deciding if humanity still has any good left in it and is worth dying for. So, I’m gonna go for “Mad World”, actually.

18) 1, 6, and 12 are having dim sum at a Chinese restaurant. There is only one scallion pancake left, and they all reach for it at the same time. Who gets to eat it?

Well, Aiko wouldn’t want it because it’s got vegetables in it and isn’t made of rainbows, which leaves Neptune and Abel. Abel would probably try to trick Neptune out of it, but Neptune would be far too dense to fall for any of his shenanigans, and eventually, would probably just take it by force. ._.

19) What might be a good pick-up line for 2 to use on 10?

For Zuulie and Procrastinator Man? XD “Eh Baybay, why don’cha come back to my place later? …Muuuuch later? ._.”

20) What would 5 most likely be arrested for?

I dunno. He’s a cat. ._. Can you even arrest a cat? Honestly, probably stalking or breaking and entering. XD

21) What is 6's secret?

LOL. He’s a god! XD

22) If 11 and 9 were racing to a destination, who would get there first?

Probably Hiko. He’s a competitive little bitch. Not that Charlemagne wouldn’t try, but Hiko’d probably take his family hostage or something. XD

23) If you had to walk home through a bad neighborhood late at night, would you feel safer in the company of 7 or 8?

Well, Charon is a naïve fluffball, and Sophca is the Prince of Demons who lives in the bad part of towns and protects civilians from the dangers in the city. I think I’ll take Sophca. ._.

24) 1 and 9 reluctantly team up to save the world from the threat posed by 4's sinister secret organization. 11 volunteers to help them, but it is later discovered that he/she is actually a spy for 4. Meanwhile, 4 has kidnapped 12 in an attempt to force their surrender. Following the wise advice of 5, they seek out 3, who gives them what they need to complete their quest.

“Aiko and Charlemagne reluctantly team up to save the world from the threat posed by Osephius’s sinister secret organization. Hiko volunteers to help them but it’s later discovered that he’s actually a spy for Osephius. Meanwhile Osephius has kidnapped Abel in an attempt to force their surrender. Following the wise advice of Meow Mix they seek out Sati who gives them what they need to complete their quest.”

This is honestly kinda hilarious. It could totally be a movie. Aiko is fabulously ridiculous, while Charlemagne is a quiet boy who’s constantly trying to prove that he can be a “real man” even though he’s small and gay and French and artsy. Osephius is crazy comic relief, but in his madness, he’d be almost unstoppable, except by our unlikely heroes. Hiko is small and cute, but also a little evil. Charlemagne and Aiko could be easily made to feel sorry for the cute little thing. While spying, he could tell Osephius that the boys were trying to stop him, so he kidnaps Charlemagne’s boyfriend Abel. But they catch Hiko and force some information out of him. They go seek out Meow Mix, Sati’s second-hand-man/cat, who tells them that Sati can help them. Being a more powerful Fox Spirit than Osephius, Sati joins them and takes down Osephius’s evil organization in one swift move. I’d go see this movie. XD

I tag everyone. XD

Do the "Letter MEME". Tag no less than 5 other people, and leave them a comment, informing them that they have been tagged. Then copy the "How-to" Letter Meme, and finish your Journal entry.

-> How you do the Letter Meme:

Dear : (lol, myself??)

I don't really know how to tell you this, but our romance is over. I think I realized it when last year at the Hare Krishna graduation, and I saw you carve your initials into my penpal in Ghana. I'm sure you're man enough to understand that Extreme Home Makeover sucks. I'm returning your memories from the military service to you, but I'll keep the oil stocks as a memory. You should also know that I get sick when I think of to hate the Boston Celtics.

Go burn,
Me


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Do the "Letter MEME". Tag no less than 5 other people, and leave them a comment, informing them that they have been tagged. Then copy the "How-to" Letter Meme, and finish your Journal entry.

-> How you do the Letter Meme:

Dear (the last person who left a comment on your journal):

I don't really know how to tell you this, but ___1___. I think I realized it when __2__ ___3___ and I saw you ___4___ ___5___. I'm sure you're ___6___ enough to understand ___7___. I'm returning ___8___ to you, but I'll keep ___9___ as a memory. You should also know that I ___10___ ___11___ .

___12___,
-Your name-

1. What's the color of your shirt?
Blue - Our romance is over
Red - Our affair is over
White - I'll join the monastery
Black - I dislike you
Green - Our horoscope doesn't match
Grey - You're a pervert
Yellow - I'm selling myself
Pink - Your nostrils are insulting
Brown - The mafia wants you
No shirt - You're a loser
Other - I'm in love with your sister


2. Which is your birth month?
January - That night
February - Last year
March - When your dwarf bit me
April - When I tripped on sesame seeds
May - First of May
June - When you put cuffs on me
July - When I threw up
August - When I saw the shrunken head
September - When we skinny dipped
October - When I quoted Santa
November - When your dog ran amok
December - When I changed tennis shoes


3. Which food do you prefer?
Tacos - In your apartment
Pizza - In your camping car
Pasta - Outside of Chicago
Hamburgers - Under the bus
Salad - As you ate enchilada
Chicken - In your closet
Kabob - With Paris Hilton
Fish - In women's clothing
Sandwiches - At the Hare Krishna graduation
Lasagna - At the mental hospital
Hot dog - Under a state of trance
None of the above - With George Bush and his wife


4. What's the color of your socks?
Yellow - Hit on
Red - Insult
Black - Ignore
Blue - Knock out
Purple - Pour syrup on
White - Carve your initials into
Grey - Pull the clothes off
Brown - Put leeches on
Orange - Castrate
Pink - Pull the toupee off
Barefoot - Sit on
Other - Drive out


5. What's the color of your underwear?
Black - My best friend
White - My father
Grey - Bill Clinton
Brown - My fart balloon
Purple - My mustard soufflé
Red - Donald Duck
Blue - My avocado plant
Yellow - My penpal in Ghana
Orange - My Kid Rock-collection
Pink - Manchester United's goalkeeper
None - My John F. Kennedy-statue
Other - The crazy monk


6. What do you prefer to watch on TV?
Scrubs - Man
O.C. - Emotional
One Tree Hill - Open
Heroes - Frostbitten
Lost - High
House - Scarred
Simpsons - Cowardly
The news - Mongolic
Idol - Masochistic
Family Guy - Senile
Top Model - Middle-class
None of the above - Ashamed


7. Your mood right now?
Happy - How awful I've felt
Sad - How boring you are
Bored - That Santa doesn't exist
Angry - That your pimples are at the last stage
Depressed - That we're cousins
Excited - That there is no solution to this.
Nervous - The middle-east
Worried - That your Honda sucks
Apathetic - That I did a sex-change
Ashamed - That I'm allergic to your hamster
Cuddly - That I get turned on by garbage men
Overjoyous - That I'm open
Other - That Extreme Home Makeover sucks


8. What's the color of your walls in your bedroom?
White - Your ring
Yellow - Your love letters
Red - Your Darth Vader-poster
Black - Your tame stone
Blue - The couch cushions
Green - The pictures from LA
Orange - Your false teeth
Brown - Your contact book
Grey - Our matching snoopy-bibs
Purple - Your old lottery coupons
Pink - The cut toenails
Other - Your memories from the military service


9. The first letter of your first name?
A/B - Your photo
C/D - The oil stocks
E/F - Your neighbour Martin
G/H - My virginity
I/J - The results of your blood-sample
K/L - Your left ear
M/N - Your suicide note
O/P - My common sense
Q/R - Your mom
S/T - Your collection of butterflies
U/V - Your criminal record
W/X - David's tricot outfits
Y/Z - Your grades from college


10. The last letter in your last name?
A/B - Always will remember
C/D - Never will forget
E/F - Always wanted to break
G/H - Never openly mocked
I/J - Always have felt dirty before
K/L - Will tell the authorities about
M/N - Told in my confession today about
O/P - Was interviewed by the Times about
Q/R - Told my psychiatrist about
S/T - Get sick when I think of
U/V - Always will try to forget
W/X - Am better off without
Y/Z - Never liked


11. What do you prefer to drink?
Water- Our friendship
Beer - Senility
Soft drink - A new life as a clone
Soda - The incarnation as an eskimo
Milk - The apartment building
Wine - Cocaine abuse
Cider - A passionate interest for mice
Juice - Oprah Winfrey imitations
Mineral water - Embarrassing rash
Hot chocolate - Eggplant-fetishism
Whisky - To ruin the second world war
Other - To hate the Boston Celtics


12. To which country would you prefer to go on a vacation?
Thailand - Warm regards
USA - Best regards
England - Good luck on your short-term leave from jail
Spain - Go and drown yourself
China - Disgusting regards
Germany - With ease
Japan - Go burn
Greece - Your everlasting enemy
Australia - Greetings to your frog Leonard
Egypt - Fuck off now
France - In pain
Other - Greetings to your freaky family


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